3 Blacque Chix Libidinous Libations
These
yummy drinks are not only guaranteed to “put you in the mood,” but
they also provide
lots of energy-boosting calories to maintain your
stamina during those “special moments.”
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3 Blacque Chix Martini
Here's our recipe, so you can make it at home!
1 1/2 shots Chocolate Liqueur
1 1/2 shots Creme de Cacao
1/2 shot Vodka
2
1/2 shots Half-and-Half
3 luscious, sweet, succulent cherries...skewered. |
Set cherries to the side and mix all other ingredients in a shaker with ice;
shake and pour into a chilled cocktail glass. Insert
cherries into cocktail. Savor every delicious swallow of
your cocktail while you chew, nibble, or devour
cherries...as you desire.
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Lady
L’s Double-Dipping Seduction
Ingredients:
• 6 oz Bailey's Irish cream
• 3 oz Chocolate liqueur
• 1 oz dark rum
• 1 scoop vanilla ice cream
• 1 scoop dark chocolate ice cream
• 6 tbsp ½ and ½
• 6 ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Combine
all ingredients except ice cream in a blender. Blend on high till ice
is satisfactorily crushed. Add ice cream. Pulsate just long enough for
everything to be nice and creamy.
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Lady
I’s
Screaming Orgasm
Ingredients:
• 1 oz Vodka
• 3 oz Bailey’s Irish cream
• 1 oz Kahlua
• 1 oz dark rum
• 6 ice cubes
• 3 maraschino cherries
Mixing instructions:
Put
all ingredients except cherries in a blender and blend till ice is
crushed. Pour
into chilled glasses. Cherries go on top.
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Lady
M’s
Slow Screw
Ingredients:
• 2 oz Vodka
• 2 oz Southern Comfort
• 6 oz Orange juice
• Juice from ½ a lemon
• Mixture of equal parts salt and sugar poured into a saucer
• ½ tsp. sugar
• Crushed Ice
• 3 maraschino cherries
Mixing instructions:
Coat
the rim of a chilled cocktail glass with salt & sugar mixture. Put
cherries in glass. Put all other ingredients in a shaker. Shake until
frothy, then pour over awaiting cherries. Fill the glass to overflowing...so
that you can lick the rim.
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Oral Sex
Ingredients:
• Kahlua
• Bailey’s Irish cream
• Whipped cream
• Salted Peanuts
Mixing instructions:
Put
3 salted peanuts and a maraschino cherry in the bottom of a shot glass.
Pour in1 part Kahlua to 2 parts Bailey’s. Top it off with
a squirt of whipped cream. You can only use your mouth on the glass,
so find something else to do with your hands…and don’t choke
on the nuts.
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Salty Balls
Ingredients:
• 1 ½ oz Vodka
• 2 oz Orange juice
• Fill with Grapefruit juice
• 1 oz Midori melon liqueur
• 1 pinch Salt
Mixing instructions:
Salt the rim of a Collins glass. Substitute 3 frozen melon balls for
ice. Pour vodka along with the OJ. Fill the rest of the glass with grapefruit
juice, and float Midori melon liqueur on top, and let the balls melt
in your mouth.
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Hard On Martini
Ingredients:
• 1 2/3 oz Vodka
• 1/3 oz Dry Vermouth
• 1 Vlasic Kosher Pickle Spear
• Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and vermouth into a shaker over ice. Shake and then strain
into a cocktail glass, add pickle and serve.
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Dirty Dick Martini
Ingredients:
Same as a hard on martini, except for adding a teaspoon of pickle brine
to the mix.
Of
course, alcohol isn’t a prerequisite to being “naughty”…
Safe Sex
Ingredients:
• 3 oz Cranberry juice
• 3 oz Grapefruit juice
• 3 oz Peach nectar
• 3 maraschino cherries
• Crushed Ice
Mixing instructions:
Pour
juices over ice in a chilled glass and stir…but
not too rough. Garnish with cherries.
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